Saturday, February 20, 2010

Print The Form For A Lost Provisonal Licence Don't Get Lost In Arkansas!!!?

Don't Get Lost in Arkansas!!!? - print the form for a lost provisonal licence

Being from Arkansas, I did post the right to this joke!

Last year, a young graduate of the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper was to write a story of human interest. He went to the Ozarks for research.
He found the house of an old farmer in a remote area and for the people.
Then he asked: "What is happening here forever, which you happy?
The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "Yes, once lost sheep of a neighbor. We formed a group and found it. Then all are bolted and took home."
"I can not print that! Can you think of other things happen that make you happy?"
"Yes,Time lost, the daughter of a neighbor. All formed a posse and found it. After all screwed, we have taken home. "
"Hum, you can not print something that makes you sad?

Unfortunately, the future, the eldest said, "Well, I'm lost again ..."

6 comments:

toughnot... said...

Now that's funny. 10 stars.

Paleo C said...

I'm from Missouri, so patient with me. A couple at the age of eighty Arkansas never been away from the farm. It was decided they should go and "the world" before dying. He made a trip to Branson, show the country to see. The woman was very hard of hearing. When they arrived, the gas needed in the car. An employee of the facility, as they had in years and decided to help. I asked if he could put gas in the car. The elder said aloud: "What did he say?" The man replied: "He wants to put the gas in the car." She said: "Okay." The employee said: "I see you are from Arkansas." The girl said again: "What did he say?" The man replied: "You see, we are from Arkansas." Tagain the woman said: "OK." The employee said to her husband: "The worst" jump "that I ever by a woman in Arkansas." She said: "What did he say?" Husband said: "He says he knows you."

chloe1st said...

Now thats fuuunnnyyy Owwww !!!!!! Star for you

blondy said...

This is especially fun.

Phillybi... said...

Chezzzzzeeeeee ... I always have tears in this trap!

♥ Mrs. Graham ♥ said...

I do not understand ...









Just kidding, that's funny =), best joke I've ever heard.

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